A New Car!
I'm waiting on a salesman from the local Chevrolet dealership to call me back and tell me if they can really give me the deal he ran by me earlier. He said they have to check with a bank.
If they can actually give me those arrangments, I can buy a brand-new automobile.
Hey, look, small car, small picture.
But you don't think it looks like a girl's car, do you?

The Strangest Summer Starter
I keep meaning to tell you about this guy. I was reminded to do it because he nearly knocked me down coming into the library earlier today. He's a little Asian-American, and he is hyper. A lot of law students have bags with wheels for bookbags. He has a suitcase, almost a steamer trunk. I mean this thing is two by three feet at least and eighteen inches thick.
What's he got in there? Did he take "habeus corpus" literally?